《老外怎么看》小组赛赛第四日：过去几年我们靠G2带飞EU赛区

《老外怎么看》小组赛赛第四日：过去几年stop 0x000000ed 我们靠G2带飞EU赛区 GAME 1:JDG vs G2

apparently the EU playbook for worlds is "give LPL botlane sivir yuumi and then proceed to feed it"

- YUUMI DELENDA EST

- Yuumi mind controlling EU teams in draft and in game, absolutely op pick

显然EU世界赛的剧本就是“给LPL下路放轮子妈猫咪然后把stop 0x000000ed 他们送饱饱”

- 悠米必须毁灭stop 0x000000ed ！(来自短语 迦太基必须毁灭

- 猫猫在BP阶段和比赛的时候都对EU队伍进行了精神控制stop 0x000000ed ，太超模了

I don't know what it is, we just can't seem to beat LPL.

- It's all mechanics man, it's definitely not the fucking Yuumi every Goddamn game into feeding the botlane early.

我不造咋回事啊stop 0x000000ed ，我们就是赢不了LPL

- 是是是stop 0x000000ed ，一定是我们操作不行，一定不是每把前期那臭猫咪就天肥

Chinese Yuumi hits different

- lol Yuumi outdamaged all of g2

- ludens yuumi is the spawn of satan, istg

LPL的猫咪是另一个品种好吧

- 猫猫伤害比G2所有人都高

- 卢登猫猫就是撒旦后裔

Sivir + yuumi destroying EU teams’ hopes

Like didnt they watch Fnatic game yesterday? Like didnt they watch Fnatic game yesterday?

Or MAD a week ago

希维尔和猫咪正在摧毁EU队伍的希望

- 他们是不是没看前两天FNC打EDG的比赛啊stop 0x000000ed ？

- 一周前的MAD不也是这么被送走的

Why can't we just deny the cat I don't understand it, there is clearly a mental block against it

为什么不Ban猫呢stop 0x000000ed ，我就搞不懂了，是被某种神秘力量控制了吗

Wow Sivir with Yuumi carried in the lategame, what a shocking twist

哇stop 0x000000ed ，带猫的希维尔后期乱C，真是一点都不意外呢

Ban Yuumi please, it's not fucking complicated, what are you doing

- Just fucking ban it, stop trying to fucking counter it and ban it, your tournament hopes are getting destroyed because you won’t fucking ban Yuumi, it’s insane

把猫给老子Ban了有那么难吗stop 0x000000ed ，在干嘛

- 就他妈给我ban了，别想着去counter了，ban了完事stop 0x000000ed 。你们的S赛之旅正在因为不ban猫而毁灭，太夸张了

GAME 2:RGE vs TES

Trymbi: call an ambulance but not for me

- Euw Rakans are just different

- Special agent Trymbi absolutely smurfing in world

Trymbi:快叫救护车来——

——帮stop 0x000000ed 你叫得嘻嘻

- EU洛

- 特工Trymbi环游世界

That engage with 100 health just so well played by Comp and Trymbi.

Comp和Trymbi在丝血的那波配合太精彩stop 0x000000ed 了

Malrang avenged G2 by picking LeeSin against Tian is some main character shit

- Thank you mister malrang

Malrang在小天对面选stop 0x000000ed 了瞎子为G2报仇酷毙了

- 谢谢您stop 0x000000ed ，马先生

I didn't expect Malrang to have such a nasty Lee Sin tbh

说实话没想到Malrang的瞎子玩这么溜

G2 carried EU last few years, it's RGE TIME!!

过去几年我们靠G2带飞EU赛区stop 0x000000ed ，现在是RGE时间了！！

Fun fact that many people will not have noticed:

There was a Gnar in this game

冷知识：这场比赛有个纳尔

0/4/0 renek, 0/7/2 gnar

not what i expected from asian teams

0/4/0的鳄鱼stop 0x000000ed ，0/7/2的纳尔

没想到stop 0x000000ed 你们是这样的亚洲队伍上单

Feed on, my wayward son♪

继续送吧stop 0x000000ed ，我的乖儿子Wayward♪

No TES, you bunch of sillies. You're supposed to pick the cat, not ban it!

- doing rogue a favour

-TES coach, check you bank account

-TES the only LPL team to play on red side this round robin. Unlucky.

不不不TES你们这帮笨蛋stop 0x000000ed ，你们不该ban猫，而是应该自己选

- 这是给咱Rogue帮忙

- 其实TES是LPL这一轮唯一一个打LEC在红色方的队伍stop 0x000000ed ，不走运啦

(EDG和JDG面对LEC队伍都选用stop 0x000000ed 了希维尔猫咪)

GAME 3:DK vs EG

OH THE MISERY

- EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY

- SPARE THE SYMPATHY

哦stop 0x000000ed ，痛苦♪

- 每个人都想与stop 0x000000ed 我为敌♪

- 别再假惺惺♪

(双城之战主题曲《ENEMY》的歌词)

NA is 0-8, will we C9

NA已经0-8啦stop 0x000000ed ，会拿下第9败吗(谐音C9)

WE LOSE EVERY GAAAAAME

YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL

WE LOSE EVERY GAME

stop 0x000000ed 我们每场都输输输输输

所以stop 0x000000ed 你们也没什么特别的

因为stop 0x000000ed 我们每一场都输

I‘m pretty sure DK was also confused just as me with EG‘s nonstop purposeless desire to fight.

stop 0x000000ed 我估计DK和我一样对EG这种永不停歇毫无意义的打团欲望感到疑惑

0-18 still alive LFG

0-18的纪录正在创造中stop 0x000000ed ，冲鸭！